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Saturday 18 May 2019

Aunties will never get chill



How many times have you heard this line, "or beta, kaise ho?"

A thousand times? okay more? A million? We youngster grew by listening to this fucking line. Do you feel irritated? Of course you do. who doesn't?

"Or beta, kaise ho? Itne bade ho gye?"

how can we feel good, Aunty. you always come home to put your nose. There's a Aunty who lives in a apartment opposite of mine. she's been coming at my home for no reason. actually there's a reason. I don't know how does she get this, but whenever Mommy cooks a good food, she comes at home.

**Recent conversation with my mommy**

she - hahaha... Today's kids. they don't study, only party. even my Akash parties a lot.

His Akash is like that Chomu guy in everyone's class who goes to school and comes at home and studies and studies and studies. He doesn't go anywhere. He's never had a girlfriend. and who always tells the teacher, "Sir aaj aap test lene wale the na?"

Chup bsdk.

Mommy - yeah yeah. I know. Even Nitesh always roams with his friends. he hardly studies. I don't know what he's going to do in future.

she - hahaha... my Akash studies a lot. Do you know he's got the admission in DCE (A college in delhi)

*Cooker whistles*

Mommy - Do you want tea?

she - Arey no no... hehe... why are you making it... I don't...

her "no no means" yes, yes of course. I can drink the 2-3 cups. bring it on babe.

Mommy - Okay take only half cup

Sometimes I wonder I should really buy a half cup for these Aunties.

she - hehehe... okay okay.

My mothers are so naive that she insists the Aunties. she shouldn't even need to ask for this.

she - are you making chicken? *she follows to the kitchen* Hmm smells good

mommy - yeah yeah and you'll be here for lunch, no? "Khana kha kar jana"

She - Arey... I can't. I've work

Ghanta work.

Mommy - It'll only take 10 minutes to eat.

She - Uffooo... if you insist, then okay.

what insist? If you really have works to do, then go.  She finally eats though.

So, you guys may relate to this Aunty. you can't do anything, rather just take the things lighter.